IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY ....

You know it's going to be a bad day when . . .

 . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday.

 . . . you wake up face down on the pavement.

 . . . you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

 . . . you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

 . . . you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.

 . . . your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

 . . . you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and
 there aren't any.

 . . . you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes
 out of your city.

 . . . the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like
 your wife.

 . . . you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you
 realize that you don't have a water bed.

 . . . your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a
 group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

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